For those who don't know, I live in a condo. And as my dad was looking for something in the car just now, I performed a few experiments that prove that

• Cockroaches are slow
• My dad is experiencing a SERIOUS boundary by the Law of Murphy
• There are some kind of Nymph/ Dryad singing in someone's bathroom
• And children get beat up in my condo quite a bit

No. It did not REQUIRE someone as smart as me to find out about that. But of course, it was me who decided to write out simple things of life that people already understand to make it seem slightly funnier.

The first one. I found out by jumping in front of (Not on) a cockroach. It simply lay still. So I did it again. No response. And again, I jumped. It scurried for it's life. I did it another 2 times and it continued to run. I don't get it. I guess it didn't realize I was jumping in its face? Or it was prepared cause they knew I was trying to psyche it out.

The second. My dad buys 4D numbers. Yeah, go figure. He keeps on missing it by one digit and complains about it. And as we were watching football in the mamak. No goal. The SECOND he got up and walked to the streets Chelsea scored a "beautiful" goal. == How GREAT. I just stood there in awe and laughed at my dad cause for the whole day he kena like that. When he was watching Deal or No Deal hungry, time simply CRAWLED by. Haha! :p

yeah, the third was pretty weird. I heard children screaming alright, I always do. But as I looked blankly into thin air as I always do, I could hear some singing. It wasn't like normal singing. It was like the friggin hantu from the Desert of Lost Souls. I'm not kidding. or someone's playing God of War REAAALLLYY loudly. O.o

The children screaming, back to that. Everyday an night and evening and afternoon, you can hear SOME POOR CHILD screaming at the top of their lungs either from the left or right of our unit. The child is not irritating, it's the parent. == They are so friggin strict about every little thing that the kid is always crying. It's traumatizing for your kids man. Do that with some kinda limitations lady, or I'm calling the cops.

White people, beat your kids. Chinese people, don't bleed your kids. Jamaican people, find a REASON to hit your kids. And Indian kids? Don't call children's aid.

11:12 PM